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I let out a queef a few weeks ago in front of my boyfriend. I am mortified and can't stop thinking about it. But he hasn't said anything about it, even right after. Why??!

  • Air. Pressure. Release. Sound. This is the stuff of aviation. And also the stuff of queefs. Why does it happen? Two reasons. Either because god is trying to mortify you or your body is trying to relieve itself of undue pressure.

Is it mortifying? Mmmhhh..... yes. BUT so is balls-smell, vag smell or the look of a freezing penis; so is an escaped fart during a giggle fest at your in-laws or a pee-squirt during a hearty sneeze. Like all of these, a queef, AKA vag-fart or Airgina (c), is simply the cost of doing business on earth as a human being. We can't always be sexy and prim. This is life, not a network sitcom.

In other words, queefing sucks but if that's the horn that signals the end for you guys, then the road wasn't worth traveling. Besides, his lack of reaction could have been either his genuine lack of hearing it, his attributing the noise to something else (a garbage truck stopping short) or hopefully his belief that it was him farting. But, if it's not one of these and he chose to keep quiet- then good for him. Why put your vagina on the spot? What good could come out of making you blush bright purple. He did the right thing, in my opinion, and I wouldn't worry about him thinking you're now damaged goods. You're still you, as he is him even if he shits his boxers one day.
Best case scenario, your relationship blossoms, and this crotch hiccup is nothing but a minor burp in your road. A burp he can lovingly tease you about one day.
Début de l'événement 13.11.2021
Fin de l'événement 13.11.2021